So far this summer I've been bored at home jobless/carless and loaded with little children crazyness.
Due to my lack of exciting things to do I have been plotting my take over of second year at RIT.
I have declared that this year shall be filled with way more fun.
btw anyone looking to give me a job I'm desperate
Plan 1. Build an amazing waterslide
Plan One
This will consist of a water slide coming of the third story balcony apartment next year at the Province.
After seeing the homemade water slide it really got me thinking, well more like scheming.
As a child we all fantasize about having a water slide come out of our rooms into the pool, well I did anyways.
This shall have to reach from our apartment building to the club house pool.
Thus it will need to have a loop-de-loop, some spirals to extend to it, also my future neighbor suggested a RING OF FIRE.
It breaks off in one section passes through the RING OF FIRE where you fly onto the second portion of this slide.
THAT IS NOT ALL!
After a long day of studying & stress you will want to relax on this amazing slide but how shall you ever remember this adventure?
( RIT uses too much of our brain cells to remember such things)
Have no fear we shall take your picture for a small fee :) in addition to the ride. he he he
Help support
The Broke College Students Trying to Pay Off Their Sweet Apartment Fund
yes long charity i know just roll with it.
But what happens during those long Rochester winter??
It becomes a Ski/snowboarding rail of course!!
but what about when there is no snow??
Skate Board RAMP!
Yes I have a plan for everything :)
Plan 2: Taunt the Arizonan Police
Plan 2
Just to remind everyone:
I AM NOT, I repeat NOT MEXICAN!
I am GUATEMALAN, from Guatemala born HERE in USA
(THATS NOT MEXICO it's right below it in central america)
So in support of my adopted RIT "parents" and to mess with those Arizonan Immigration Cops we shall be riding dirty in these cars.
Me and my non-mexican/mexican/& hispanic friends shall ride in cars with the following suggested slogans
" I'm Mexican and stole this car, Pull me over"
" I'm hispanic so your probablly gonna pull me over too..."
""I'm Hispanic, but you probably think thats Mexican, Come Get Me!"
"Guess How many Illegals in here!"
[This is think would throw them off if it was driven by white people :) ]
Once pulled over BAM!
US Birth Certificate Pulled out of my back pocket!
Why yes, nowadays us tan people carry it around in our pockets just in case.
So be aware all you people who are slightly tan, yes you people that like to sit in the sun.
Possibly the Sicilians, light black people, all these different mixed people.
Yup we are all cursed for our pretty shade of skin now.
But seriously C'mon Hispanic people, stop giving us a bad name,
we wouldn't be in this mess If you just stopped making the white people's lawns all pretty!
Anyways onwards to plan three....
Plan 3. Make some beer, after all I am a ChemE
Plan 3
One of the very amazingly cool things about being a Chemical Engineering is ....
The beer making process.
[Personally I'd prefer the vodka making process thats just me.]
But I figure Hey I should know how to do this.
So this is something I need to learn with my fellow ChemE's on how to do just because we should.
Plus side , I could finally find a beer I like, [carbonation makes my tummy feel funny.]
Plus Plus side, making our own beer would be useful and more financially effective because
A: we are college kids aka broke
B: Kinda more legalish
after all it is illegal to PURCHASE alcoholic beverages under 21 no one said make right ?
Plan 4. GEEKtini's
Plan 4
I don't actually like beer as afore mentioned, so in order to celebrate my schemes and wonderful times at RIT Some Pi-Tini's.
I am at a Tech School, even if you are an Art student you have morphed and adapted to the Dorkness that is RIT (Sorry Gramama ).
Yes I think this is incredibly cute and adorable to have some Pi shaped Ices to decorate with.
If schemes go good, celebrate and relax. If schemes fail, enjoy and soak in refreshing PiTini's.
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Well This is my second post so sorry if it sucks/is too lengthy got carried away
Thank you to my Hispanics :) for telling me I scheme too much
& My ChemE's for loving beverages with me!!!
Y Joy Valerie
