Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Bieber Fever

I personally am not his biggest fan. He has some catchy tunes, not gonna lie. But I don't see what all the fuss about celebrities is, yes he is adorable and little girls like him, but grown women -isn't that just a tad bit pedophile-ish? Any who, He has been taking over my favorite shows aka Glee and Greek, and Glee did an absolutely fabulous job on his cover. But props to the little man for making it off of Youtube and persevering through all the critisizm and crazy wierd fans.

Speaking of Beiber he has recently cut his hair, Ellen DeGeneres tweeted to him that she wanted a lock of his hair and she got her wish. Ellen not being totally creepy and a wonderful person decided to put the signed box of hair on ebay and donate the money to Charity. I mean what else would a grown woman do with a 16/17 year old boy's hair. The Charity is the Gentle Barn foundation, which "teaches people kidness and compassion to animals, each other, and our planet".

 I mean yea animals are cute, but this organiziation isn't really saving any animals direclty, or curing anything, or helping people. But anyhow crazed little girls daddy's are bidding on this hair and probably some crazy grown women.

I think he's trying to go for the Ellen look
no one can be as awesome as Ellen 
This whole hair thing creeps me out that people would spend so much for a small lock of hair from Justin Beiber who will probably be Justin Who in a couple of years. Humanity dissapoints me greatly.

The moment you've all been waiting for the winning bid:


$40,668.00


Yes that much money will go to teaching people about how to love animals and be nice to them. Not how to help animals who need it, or save some endangered animal, or maybe some endangered people dying and whatnot or cancer or on the streets homeless. So in today's horrible economy someone has this amount of money to throw on some hair.

I might just sell a lock of my hair for the Valerie Student Loan Repayment Foundation, Step one make youtube video and get crazy famous. This might take a while but my lock with be worth $40,668! 

Just a note to the buyer of Beiber's Lock : The rest of his hair ended up on the floor of the hair salon and then in the garbage,  yes you paid for hair that would have ended up in the trash, buy you got the lucky surviving locks.


Don't believe me  See for yourself 


Peace out cubscouts :) Enjoy!


Monday, February 28, 2011

I'm back :)

Well, the last time I blogged was back in the summer before all the hectic-ness of sophomore year.Since then I have switched my major, matured I like to think , probably gained a ton of weight thanks to my boyfriend, and been hard at work trying to defeat the second year slump and not doing a very good job at it thanks to RIT's dreaded winter quarter. Well it is now over and I am on SPRING BREAK! Yes RIT's idea of spring break is the first week of March when it's still cold and no one from other schools is back home. Thus I have nothing to do in the burbs but blog.

So Since I haven't done this in a while I thought I would start with a list of  6 random facts about me :)

1. I love to knit and crochet
 I learned off youtube and get some ideas from cutoutandkeep.net, it's really simple and good if you have nothing to do. When I am really bored and don't feel like going out I crawl up in my snuggie and crochet

2. I own a SNUGGIE
Yes, it's hot pink and actually a children's size because my mother is cheap and got in on sale. I want a plush zebra snuggie. Sometimes if my stoned friends need rides in the middle of the night I take them to McDonalds in the Snuggie and get starred at, or possibly cops thing I might be on drugs too uh oh, note to self do not go out in public in snuggie again.

3. I love SOUTH PARK
I will constantly quote south park, and really think everyone should watch it so they could understand me, its all online too! My boyfriend and I bond over this, yes and watched Valentines edition as our romantic valentines day evening. Lesson: go watch some

4. I am a Nerd 
I get dissapointed when I get anything lover than a B, and a little sad that I barely get a B, but unfortunely got no A's this winter wahh :( oh well. Other nerd stuff hmmm, I LOVE chemistry, even though its really hard... I think math problems are fun puzzles but hate word puzzles. I love anthropology and learning about cultures and such, and I LOVE READING, yes books articles anything that captivates my eye :)

5. I love those GLEE kids
 I am a GLEEK, if you insult my GLEE I most likely automatically put in on my list of people who I don't like, unless that is your only flaw maybe I do like you.  I wish I was in a glee club and could sound that good, sometimes I dance around in my room to the glee soundtracks (my favorite being Regionals & Madonna) and sing around and dance being absolutely talented and amazing of course, only when no one is looking, I'm special like that.

6. I actually get called VALERIE 
I have realized this my name is really confusing, I usually write out my full name Joy Valerie LastName  and as a result most people I just meet and up calling me Joy, which is technically correct but ever since I could speak my mommy asked me what I liked to be called, I choose Valerie.

Joy kind of sounds like and old lady name. Also I think the fact that little kids used to mock my name and sing "Joy to the world" and say my name was a word and not a legit name might have something to do with it. Either way, if you call me Joy, I won't respond quickly, and will think your one of my professors as all my school records say Joy.

This one girl on my dorm last year thought I was two different people, legit thought there were two people with my face running around, she was kind of an idiot, no offense ( I realize it is offensive oh well)

And Now for your enterntainment, as I watched Phineus and Ferb with my cute widdle four year old brother
this commercial came on for http://hiphopmagician.com/


I'm sorry I would be scared if my mom got them for my birthday party as a child.