OH NO!!!!

Worst Case Scenario

I always tend to look at the worst case scenarios just in case so I can be prepared.

So the other day as I was on the elliptical and then driving and thought oh Crap I am 18.

The leads me to the scenario....

My mother drives like a madwoman and makes me repent to God everytime I get in a car with her because I feel like those are my last moments on earth just in case I wanna go to heaven.

What happens if my mother & father God forbid cease to live??

I inherit those little boogers. I am legally an Adult and have no other family living here that could take care of those creatures. My little brother is three and my little sister is ten.

So I have a plan.

1. My parent's church would probably cover all the funeral stuff. Burying people is expensive. So people that want to kill them selves please dont. 1. Life is good & 2. It's actually alot of money for the people you left behind to pay for your casket and ceremony and transportation and all that. Caskets are not cheap which I do not understand its gonna be in dirt anyways.

2. I do not plan on dropping out of school and raising snotty children. My future and career comes first. Yes I am selfish but I will never have my children living how I did. I have goals and shall accomplish them. Than being said remember these are not MY children. If anything the little one I am more attached to since I basically babysat him at all hours 'til last august. So they are moving up with me to rochester.

3. Financial Aid will probably bump up my stuff because hey I have nothing else left and a desolate child. Take out some extra loans and find an apartment and enroll the midgets in school. RIT has a daycare the three year old shall go there until kindergarten pops its head. My little sister shall be involved in as much activities and sports to keep her busy and out of my way.

4. I shall get a weekend job and night job to pay for food because my little office job between classes is not gonna cut it. Or they shall eat noodles and mac and cheese. I shall find a Coop up in Rochester and successfully graduate.

5 .I will have to take on a full time job and go to graduate school at the same time. If it can be afforded and because I shall make my sister be smart and study alot. These children will not backtalk me as my mother did there SHALL BE CONSEQUENCES! She will get a scholarship to boarding school. She will thank me later because of the freedom she had and easy transition to college. The baby I can handle because by this time he shall be eight, he is more attached to me and isn't a sassy back talker like little miss.

I plan to send my own children to boarding school once they get too annoying so around middle school or high school. Get drunk, party, I dont care as long as you get A's, be a model citizen, and go to a good university to study something worthy & don't end up pregnant.

6. I shall send the little one of to college,and cry tears of joy, then baby is next. This will be seven years by then. Around that time I plan on getting married. My brother will be 13 by then and off to boarding school. Then I shall focus on me even more.

Okay so maybe I am not being realistic but this is the plan.

These little children will be whipped into shape, not literally I don't like hitting children, but no cookies!

My mother had us each in 7/8 year intervals big mistake, yes parents tend not to care as time goes on. I feared her whereas the little brat girl yells back at her. She needs a beat down

Today at dinner I told my mother to turn the tv off because my brother did not want to eat. Her response is uh then I have to hear him cry. I never had tv at dinner as a child, NOT FAIR! But seriously they run the show.

If they were my kids, OHH NO!!! Boot Camp it is!

On a side note, I have been deprived of Ice cream for over a week. I crave it now. it has repacled my other favorite thing. AND THERE ARE NO ICEES IN SIGHT!

NOOOOOOO!!!

YJoy Valerie