OH NO!!!!

Worst Case Scenario

I always tend to look at the worst case scenarios just in case so I can be prepared.

So the other day as I was on the elliptical and then driving and thought oh Crap I am 18.

The leads me to the scenario....

My mother drives like a madwoman and makes me repent to God everytime I get in a car with her because I feel like those are my last moments on earth just in case I wanna go to heaven.

What happens if my mother & father God forbid cease to live??

I inherit those little boogers. I am legally an Adult and have no other family living here that could take care of those creatures. My little brother is three and my little sister is ten.

So I have a plan.

1. My parent's church would probably cover all the funeral stuff. Burying people is expensive. So people that want to kill them selves please dont. 1. Life is good & 2. It's actually alot of money for the people you left behind to pay for your casket and ceremony and transportation and all that. Caskets are not cheap which I do not understand its gonna be in dirt anyways.

2. I do not plan on dropping out of school and raising snotty children. My future and career comes first. Yes I am selfish but I will never have my children living how I did. I have goals and shall accomplish them. Than being said remember these are not MY children. If anything the little one I am more attached to since I basically babysat him at all hours 'til last august. So they are moving up with me to rochester.

3. Financial Aid will probably bump up my stuff because hey I have nothing else left and a desolate child. Take out some extra loans and find an apartment and enroll the midgets in school. RIT has a daycare the three year old shall go there until kindergarten pops its head. My little sister shall be involved in as much activities and sports to keep her busy and out of my way.

4. I shall get a weekend job and night job to pay for food because my little office job between classes is not gonna cut it. Or they shall eat noodles and mac and cheese. I shall find a Coop up in Rochester and successfully graduate.

5 .I will have to take on a full time job and go to graduate school at the same time. If it can be afforded and because I shall make my sister be smart and study alot. These children will not backtalk me as my mother did there SHALL BE CONSEQUENCES! She will get a scholarship to boarding school. She will thank me later because of the freedom she had and easy transition to college. The baby I can handle because by this time he shall be eight, he is more attached to me and isn't a sassy back talker like little miss.

I plan to send my own children to boarding school once they get too annoying so around middle school or high school. Get drunk, party, I dont care as long as you get A's, be a model citizen, and go to a good university to study something worthy & don't end up pregnant.

6. I shall send the little one of to college,and cry tears of joy, then baby is next. This will be seven years by then. Around that time I plan on getting married. My brother will be 13 by then and off to boarding school. Then I shall focus on me even more.

Okay so maybe I am not being realistic but this is the plan.

These little children will be whipped into shape, not literally I don't like hitting children, but no cookies!

My mother had us each in 7/8 year intervals big mistake, yes parents tend not to care as time goes on. I feared her whereas the little brat girl yells back at her. She needs a beat down

Today at dinner I told my mother to turn the tv off because my brother did not want to eat. Her response is uh then I have to hear him cry. I never had tv at dinner as a child, NOT FAIR! But seriously they run the show.

If they were my kids, OHH NO!!! Boot Camp it is!

On a side note, I have been deprived of Ice cream for over a week. I crave it now. it has repacled my other favorite thing. AND THERE ARE NO ICEES IN SIGHT!

NOOOOOOO!!!

YJoy Valerie

Taking 2nd Year by the horns!

So far this summer I've been bored at home jobless/carless and loaded with little children crazyness.

Due to my lack of exciting things to do I have been plotting my take over of second year at RIT.

I have declared that this year shall be filled with way more fun.

btw anyone looking to give me a job I'm desperate

Plan 1. Build an amazing waterslide

Plan One

This will consist of a water slide coming of the third story balcony apartment next year at the Province.

After seeing the homemade water slide it really got me thinking, well more like scheming.

As a child we all fantasize about having a water slide come out of our rooms into the pool, well I did anyways.

This shall have to reach from our apartment building to the club house pool.

Thus it will need to have a loop-de-loop, some spirals to extend to it, also my future neighbor suggested a RING OF FIRE.

It breaks off in one section passes through the RING OF FIRE where you fly onto the second portion of this slide.

THAT IS NOT ALL!

After a long day of studying & stress you will want to relax on this amazing slide but how shall you ever remember this adventure?

( RIT uses too much of our brain cells to remember such things)

Have no fear we shall take your picture for a small fee :) in addition to the ride. he he he

Help support

The Broke College Students Trying to Pay Off Their Sweet Apartment Fund

yes long charity i know just roll with it.

But what happens during those long Rochester winter??

It becomes a Ski/snowboarding rail of course!!

but what about when there is no snow??

Skate Board RAMP!

Yes I have a plan for everything :)

Plan 2: Taunt the Arizonan Police

Plan 2

Just to remind everyone:

I AM NOT, I repeat NOT MEXICAN!

I am GUATEMALAN, from Guatemala born HERE in USA

(THATS NOT MEXICO it's right below it in central america)

So in support of my adopted RIT "parents" and to mess with those Arizonan Immigration Cops we shall be riding dirty in these cars.

Me and my non-mexican/mexican/& hispanic friends shall ride in cars with the following suggested slogans

" I'm Mexican and stole this car, Pull me over"

" I'm hispanic so your probablly gonna pull me over too..."

""I'm Hispanic, but you probably think thats Mexican, Come Get Me!"

"Guess How many Illegals in here!"

[This is think would throw them off if it was driven by white people :) ]

Once pulled over BAM!

US Birth Certificate Pulled out of my back pocket!

Why yes, nowadays us tan people carry it around in our pockets just in case.

So be aware all you people who are slightly tan, yes you people that like to sit in the sun.

Possibly the Sicilians, light black people, all these different mixed people.

Yup we are all cursed for our pretty shade of skin now.

But seriously C'mon Hispanic people, stop giving us a bad name,

we wouldn't be in this mess If you just stopped making the white people's lawns all pretty!

Anyways onwards to plan three....

Plan 3. Make some beer, after all I am a ChemE

Plan 3

One of the very amazingly cool things about being a Chemical Engineering is ....

The beer making process.

[Personally I'd prefer the vodka making process thats just me.]

But I figure Hey I should know how to do this.

So this is something I need to learn with my fellow ChemE's on how to do just because we should.

Plus side , I could finally find a beer I like, [carbonation makes my tummy feel funny.]

Plus Plus side, making our own beer would be useful and more financially effective because

A: we are college kids aka broke

B: Kinda more legalish

after all it is illegal to PURCHASE alcoholic beverages under 21 no one said make right ?

Plan 4. GEEKtini's

Plan 4

I don't actually like beer as afore mentioned, so in order to celebrate my schemes and wonderful times at RIT Some Pi-Tini's.

I am at a Tech School, even if you are an Art student you have morphed and adapted to the Dorkness that is RIT (Sorry Gramama ).

Yes I think this is incredibly cute and adorable to have some Pi shaped Ices to decorate with.

If schemes go good, celebrate and relax. If schemes fail, enjoy and soak in refreshing PiTini's.

....

Well This is my second post so sorry if it sucks/is too lengthy got carried away

Thank you to my Hispanics :) for telling me I scheme too much

& My ChemE's for loving beverages with me!!!

Y Joy Valerie

Life with out Glee

I want to sing

I get this feeling every so often when I watch a musical or a show like glee, which I can't think of any others.

But seriously I wish it was completely acceptable to just break out in song whenever you want

I also wish

a. I could sing very well

b. wasn't scared of singing in front of people

c. Be on glee

d. or a showchoir

I have followed Glee Since the beginning and now my summer has no more Glee to look forward.

GossipGirl doesn't come back until this fall :(

Trying to watch all of Lost has lost my attention

Solutions: aka my alternatives

download all the Glee Music to comfort me :) re-watch Glee on Hulu :) & Find new shows

I have been catching up on 90210 very addicting

Also The Secret Life of The American Teenager is back on. Yes the acting is terrible, the word SEX is mentioned 928372373653732312 times a show. Yet it entertains me

And Pretty Little Liars new show on ABC Family, not a very family show, but very intruiging and unexpected I am tempted to read the books but I don't want to know what happened.

Download more music to have as my background music of the movie of my life currently playing in of head.

Work out more woot! woot ! lost 5 more pounds.. bet I gained it back with the 5 slices I ate yesterday. Yes I am ashamed, very ashamed and will never eat Pizza again (lies)

Bought books on sale for $0.50 at Suffern Library, been reading Memoirs of a Geisha

Go on random excursions drives with friends as we are both bored

yesterday I discovered Peirmont, NY very cute quaint town :)

Not having a job gives me tons of freetime

too much free time idk what to do with myself .. thus blog

Goal of the Summer: Catch a Squirrel make it my pet train it to do sneaky things for me

Oh that and find someway to make money that isn't illegal

Till Next time :)