Bieber Fever

I personally am not his biggest fan. He has some catchy tunes, not gonna lie. But I don't see what all the fuss about celebrities is, yes he is adorable and little girls like him, but grown women -isn't that just a tad bit pedophile-ish? Any who, He has been taking over my favorite shows aka Glee and Greek, and Glee did an absolutely fabulous job on his cover. But props to the little man for making it off of Youtube and persevering through all the critisizm and crazy wierd fans.

Speaking of Beiber he has recently cut his hair, Ellen DeGeneres tweeted to him that she wanted a lock of his hair and she got her wish. Ellen not being totally creepy and a wonderful person decided to put the signed box of hair on ebay and donate the money to Charity. I mean what else would a grown woman do with a 16/17 year old boy's hair. The Charity is the Gentle Barn foundation, which "teaches people kidness and compassion to animals, each other, and our planet".

 I mean yea animals are cute, but this organiziation isn't really saving any animals direclty, or curing anything, or helping people. But anyhow crazed little girls daddy's are bidding on this hair and probably some crazy grown women.

I think he's trying to go for the Ellen look
no one can be as awesome as Ellen 

This whole hair thing creeps me out that people would spend so much for a small lock of hair from Justin Beiber who will probably be Justin Who in a couple of years. Humanity dissapoints me greatly.

The moment you've all been waiting for the winning bid:


$40,668.00

Yes that much money will go to teaching people about how to love animals and be nice to them. Not how to help animals who need it, or save some endangered animal, or maybe some endangered people dying and whatnot or cancer or on the streets homeless. So in today's horrible economy someone has this amount of money to throw on some hair.

I might just sell a lock of my hair for the Valerie Student Loan Repayment Foundation, Step one make youtube video and get crazy famous. This might take a while but my lock with be worth $40,668! 

Just a note to the buyer of Beiber's Lock : The rest of his hair ended up on the floor of the hair salon and then in the garbage,  yes you paid for hair that would have ended up in the trash, buy you got the lucky surviving locks.

Don't believe me  See for yourself 

Peace out cubscouts :) Enjoy!

I'm back :)

Well, the last time I blogged was back in the summer before all the hectic-ness of sophomore year.Since then I have switched my major, matured I like to think , probably gained a ton of weight thanks to my boyfriend, and been hard at work trying to defeat the second year slump and not doing a very good job at it thanks to RIT's dreaded winter quarter. Well it is now over and I am on SPRING BREAK! Yes RIT's idea of spring break is the first week of March when it's still cold and no one from other schools is back home. Thus I have nothing to do in the burbs but blog.

So Since I haven't done this in a while I thought I would start with a list of  6 random facts about me :)

1. I love to knit and crochet
 I learned off youtube and get some ideas from cutoutandkeep.net, it's really simple and good if you have nothing to do. When I am really bored and don't feel like going out I crawl up in my snuggie and crochet

2. I own a SNUGGIE
Yes, it's hot pink and actually a children's size because my mother is cheap and got in on sale. I want a plush zebra snuggie. Sometimes if my stoned friends need rides in the middle of the night I take them to McDonalds in the Snuggie and get starred at, or possibly cops thing I might be on drugs too uh oh, note to self do not go out in public in snuggie again.

3. I love SOUTH PARK
I will constantly quote south park, and really think everyone should watch it so they could understand me, its all online too! My boyfriend and I bond over this, yes and watched Valentines edition as our romantic valentines day evening. Lesson: go watch some

4. I am a Nerd 
I get dissapointed when I get anything lover than a B, and a little sad that I barely get a B, but unfortunely got no A's this winter wahh :( oh well. Other nerd stuff hmmm, I LOVE chemistry, even though its really hard... I think math problems are fun puzzles but hate word puzzles. I love anthropology and learning about cultures and such, and I LOVE READING, yes books articles anything that captivates my eye :)

5. I love those GLEE kids
 I am a GLEEK, if you insult my GLEE I most likely automatically put in on my list of people who I don't like, unless that is your only flaw maybe I do like you.  I wish I was in a glee club and could sound that good, sometimes I dance around in my room to the glee soundtracks (my favorite being Regionals & Madonna) and sing around and dance being absolutely talented and amazing of course, only when no one is looking, I'm special like that.

6. I actually get called VALERIE 
I have realized this my name is really confusing, I usually write out my full name Joy Valerie LastName  and as a result most people I just meet and up calling me Joy, which is technically correct but ever since I could speak my mommy asked me what I liked to be called, I choose Valerie.

Joy kind of sounds like and old lady name. Also I think the fact that little kids used to mock my name and sing "Joy to the world" and say my name was a word and not a legit name might have something to do with it. Either way, if you call me Joy, I won't respond quickly, and will think your one of my professors as all my school records say Joy.

This one girl on my dorm last year thought I was two different people, legit thought there were two people with my face running around, she was kind of an idiot, no offense ( I realize it is offensive oh well)

And Now for your enterntainment, as I watched Phineus and Ferb with my cute widdle four year old brother
this commercial came on for http://hiphopmagician.com/


I'm sorry I would be scared if my mom got them for my birthday party as a child.

Stall Talk

First off Happy Birthday to my little sister Karina :)

While at IHOP today, I went to the restroom

As I was taking care of business...

I heard a little conversation in the next stall

A Mom: sings a little tinkle song "Yay!"
 Little Girl : Starts to sing tinkle song
Mommy: "No you don't have to sing for mommy"
Little Girl : "Why not mommy?"
Mommy :" Mommy's been doing this a long time, it's not exciting once you learn"
Little Girl : with a saddened tone "Oh no"

Moral of this story Little children are sneaky, I have a feeling she wants those songs to continue and might purposely not learn potty!

I tried very hard not to laugh

Confession: I like to observe people In their natural habitats

The Anthropologist in me, btw It is my declared Minor, yay for 2nd year status

A funny comic my Cultural Anthropology teacher showed :)

2 Truths and 1 Lie

Let's Play a game.

I shall tell you two things that are true about me 

and one false thing

guess which one is true, and learn a little bit about me, 

winner gets bragging rights :) 

1. Up until recently I have not wanted kids, but have been taking care of some and deciding i want 3. After 5 years of being married and not until I am 29. 

2. I recently learned what the word Fellatio meant after playing Word Searches on club bing

3. I like collecting stuff with pig on them, actually all farm animals, ie: chickens& cows

Now guess which one is the lie and which is the truth :)*

*This shall also include a silly old picture of me
orange hair, back in the day not good times

me freshman year 2005, I was always odd :)

Camp Snoopy!

For my sisters birthday my family went to Dorney Park and took my sisters friend. I ended up getting very car sick, then got a special delivery (girls you get me). Of course my sister wants to go to Wild Water Kingdom first and I being dumb and unprepared and dying of cramps am stuck watching the bags and my little brother roaming in the sprinklers. So I did some people watching in this time of Agony, be being all bitchy when I am certain states was unmerciful when criticizing and getting annoyed. Well in my head, i figured I shouldn't get kicked out, it being in celebration of my sisters birthday, and the fact I would have no way home from "DorneyVille"

Observations:

-Sign says Dorneyville Pennsylvania, is this for real? hmm is the town named after the park or park named after the town? I wonder

-Little Children with leashes, smart idea, man next to me speaks of having a teddy bear leash, I stare, he elaborates, a leash with a teddy in the front as the harness and tail as the actual leash, (to trick kids into being imprisoned, smart)

-Hippie Organic Green, Weird Parents with pale children, I wanted to feed her some candy and something with gluten, she needs some non-organic heavily processed food, and a burger, I am sorry poor pale flower child

- White Trashy people who dress trashy, and show to much skin and fat, not appropriate. I honestly think anyone can look appropriate and attractive given the right clothes and fits

- Emo Black guy, that is my first sighting, "OMG THEY DO EXIST!" But why is he at a water park? Seriously! Long Black Pants with chains, somber clothes, neon green fishnet backpack (props man)

-Spotted: Sexy buff white man in deadlocks, normally I wouldn't say all those words in a sentence, but He pulled it off. Kudos

-Sexy Girl Tanning :) wait No that's just a poor girl sulking in pain and pissoffdedness in a beach chair, yup ME :(

-Hassidic Jew Camp Girls, jumping in the water rides and pool, in long floor length polyester black skirts black tights and long sleeved collared shirts with camp name on it, Navy,  BLACK AND BLUE SHAME ON YOU!

-SPOTTED: College Sophomore looking much better roaming around Camp Snoopy with a 3 year old brother riding baby rides and having oh so much fun :)  Love that booger! 

Ticket For Dorney Park: $29.99 

Delicious Cheeseburger Fries and Edy's Waffle Cone Ice Cream: $13.50

Tiny Aquafina water bottle to take some Aleve with : $3.50

Running around with my brother and seeing his face light up on rides : Priceless

oh &

Finally feeling up to going on a ride 20 min before close, going on that Log Fume ride and slipping under the seat twice, standing in the splash zone til close: Almost Priceless

Realizing I was wearing a white tank top and am basically exposed! 

EMBARRASSING, actually kinda funny now 

For Everything else there's a Master Card...... wait a second my Chase Card is now a VISA

WTF! 

My Life is Average eff that my Life is Weird

I wake up this morning In a synagogue, No this isn't weird to me, i live here. Even though my parents are Crazy Born Again  Christian (those jump around  sing and scream Jesus people) Pastors, and remind me I'm heading an unholy road each day.

So to make my day more eventful, I decided I was going to take my brother to Chuck E Cheese, he's a fun one to take out, it's like unleashing the TaZ, whirlwind of fun.

 Oh yes I am 15 years older than my brother, my brother will be 4 December 26, my mom got remmaried no need for further explaination. Took my neighbors with me to ChuckECHEESe, my non jew ones, fellow hispanics.

First of all I hate this RAT. We step in and my brother is fascinated by the black light. Like no lie made us stand under it to see those numbers stamped on our hangds in case we steal another Child.
Why anyone would want an extra child idk, if I were truly evil, I would leave mine there.So we spend about 15 of my brother standing under the black light in awe.

He sees the wonder that is Chuck E Cheese's and attacks runs like a madman around spending his coins like crazy! Jumps on everything unleashing a full day's hyperness. The little guy is strong so luckily we are in public and he has some decency to not jump on me as usual.

Time for prizes, he is so cute that the girl gives him the 300 or more SpiderMan bubble set for his 40 tickets, no fit or anything he just asks. I'm scared for when he gets older ooo boy!
Then off to Dunkin Donuts in search for Dorney Park Coupons, he spots Pink Frosted doughnut, wants, i buy as he steals those little Baseball hat bowls straight from the display stant. I pretend I can't see as to avoid a fit, and tell him I paid for it so he doesn't learn to steal.
I'm a bad person who lets my temp kid steal things, Honestly I dont wanna hear him cry.

No coupons, next stop Wendy's. Score! Oh no Issac wants a frostee, and I kinda do too, two frostys! "I WANT WATER" Sweet Lady gives him water, my inner hispanic automatically speaks spanish to her, but of course she is shes working at Wendy's.
Fast Food in urbanated suburbs = Hispanics work there. Deeper into the suburbs its okay for White people to work there.

"QUIERO PAPAS" Uh back to the line baby wants fries. The little kid is skinny, he needs food to hide the bones."NOOOO PAN!"- In Baby Issac Language this means he wants a Hamburger, plain no ketchup or anything else can touch it or he will throw a fit!

My friends see some old HS friends, Baby circles around them like a vulture eating fries in a creepy way, starting them down and showing them his burger.
The sugar has all caught up he runs around wendy's jumps on a booth Chair thing and pretends to ride it screaming "AYYY HORSEY, GO CABBALLO" in true hispanicness spanglish.
Then proceeds to hug me stick his hands down my shirt, i yell at him, he grab my boobs, great another guy obsessed with boobs! Second time hes done this.

Time to go! He tricks me telling me he has to poopie, he lied!

Gets in car and passes out instantly, even snores, ahh peace :)He is so cute when he is sleeping. I drive around for an hour in a borrowed car, Honda Accord from a fellow hispanic as all hispanics have old Hondas including Minivans.
I enjoy driving this small car, even though i must hold the high lights on with my finger, being as I am in the suburbs and might kill a small animal, again (oops RIP Racoon Parents). The windows must be manually rolled up, there is a puerto rican jersey that the passenger's seat is wearing,
I must individually lock the doors, and I covet this car that will make me a true ghetto hispanic instead of a true ghetto hispanic soccer mom who drives their parent's Honda Minivan.

Day has come to end, Park in front of synagogue, Lock all doors manually, hide key under mat for owners to drive away with, pick up sleeping baby, close door, SHIT! LOCKED CAR WITH KEY INSIDE!

Get home, parents get home from church even in connecticut, of course Church an hour away on a wednesday, its normal.

Trys on my sisters clothes to see what to wear for tommorow, my mother has had 3 kids is over 40, looks 27 maybe, 116lbs 5'6. I'm jealous. We are both jealous, Clothes fits her better than my 10 year old sister. who isnt fat at all, just has a weird Geicko thing going on.


Someone Farts, I think it was my sister, my room smells like shit :P. The room that got taken over and I now share with my little sister seeing as I have left for college


1 week, 6 days Own ROOM, Own BATHROOM

"Absence makes the Heart Grow Fonder" I need to Leave so I can go back to loving them....


"Out of sight, out of mind"- and forget their Foolishness


Word of the Day
- Fellatio - a word that sounds expensive and tasty(Like gellato) and could be ;)

credit to my future Neighbor Carlos, who shared with me his favorite words of the English Language, the second being Fallopian Tubes (although that would be 3 words) and to Christian who revealed to me my true Hispanic ways. 


and poor Ruth and Andres who had to endure this night

"We Made Something Blow up"

Tonight will entail me packing and watching Season One of . . .

MYTHBUSTERS!

makes me want to blow stuff up.

hmm an internship at MythBusters ?

That would be awesome.

I'm sure someone behind the scene is helping right?

In other news I want to have an at home Chemistry Set

bwahah "Dexter's Laboratory" - I envied him as a child

Why you may ask other than I am a nerd ? ? ?

Homemade Cosmetics :)

Recently I have been reading on how to make your own scrubs, shampoos, masks, conditioners on Cutoutandkeep.com

Why am I a Chemical Engineer major and not exactly look like a nerd (on most occasions)?

I WANT TO MAKE MAKE-UP, that was my motivation

Actually I rarely wear make up, just eyeliner, so the free makeup wouldn't benefit me much. So now I want to make perfumes and cosmetics such as shampoos, lotions, ect.

I hope to make this :)

Apartment here I come !

Freedom T minus 14 days!